BoredItch's Fantasy Profile

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Sometimes I stare at seagulls on the pier and wonder if they're plotting world domination or just mocking my lunch. Gets me thinking, am I bored or is there this ridiculous itch kicking around deep inside like a marble lost in a maze. Needs some guy with extendable arms to go spelunking and poke it out. Or maybe it's the damp air playing tricks. Who even knows. Life's weird like that around here.

Is looking for

Male, Straight, Caucasian